2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now
I hate when there are hot people at registers go model and stop looking at me buying toilet paper.
you’d think this is an exaggeration but it’s really not
Literally how that scene went
choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you
When you accidentally step on your pet’s tail.
- me: i had a bad dream lol
- boy: what happened tell me about it
- me: i dont wanna talk about it
- boy: ok
- me: so ur not gonna ask what it was about
what a beautiful day to not be in high school
Moment of bravery at the vet
THIS LITTLE MUNCHKIN OH LORDD