"I wish I’d partied a little less. People always say ‘be true to yourself.’ But that’s misleading, because there are two selves. There’s your short term self, and there’s your long term self. And if you’re only true to your short term self, your long term self slowly decays."
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
I ACCIDENTALLY JUST SAID “THIS EPISODE” INSTEAD OF “TODAY”
you just broke your own fourth wall
one time i referred to my freshman year as “season one”
Justin Timberlake pranks Jay-Z by depriving him of Vitamin D